50shadesofyodaddysdick:

boyfriend: what’s for dinner?

me:

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(Source: labofmonsters)


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penis-hilton:

priorities

(Source: eelsushi)


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blackraystyles:

Baby gravy lol

Fave episode lll

(Source: sleepyblob)


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Invitation to an Area night club party. The capsule was placed in water and the invitation appeared. Area was open from 1983 to 1987.


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princessoftoronto:

you know when you got a freshly shaved coochie n you can’t stop touchin on it

Life


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unrealisticreality:

Having flashbacks of great sex is a dangerous thing.


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(Source: sandandglass)


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fuck-yourstandards:

In high school ya gotta learn that if you’re late you might as well be hella late and go have some breakfast or some shit


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thagoodvibe:

same

(Source: deathmetalpenguin)


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